- Things You Think Only You Do

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I refuse to forward chain letters

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.