Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Talk to my cat.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.