in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I have seen a UFO

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.