Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I can't trill my R's

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Eat ice by itself

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.