When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.