Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.