Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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being super bored at shool

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Eat ice by itself

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.