Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.