Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Play Minecraft

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.