turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I can't trill my R's

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.