When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.