When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.