I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.