Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.