I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.