- Things You Think Only You Do

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

being super bored at shool

I can't trill my R's

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.