Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I eat ass

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.