Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.