While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.