when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I want to suck on your penis

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.