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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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I want to suck on your penis
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.