I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.