something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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misread dig bick

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.