Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I can't trill my R's

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.