I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.