Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.