after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.