Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have seen a UFO

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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misread dig bick

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.