I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I want to suck on your penis

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.