whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.