When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.