after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I eat ass

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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misread dig bick

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.