watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Made after doomsday plans

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.