When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.