Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.