when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Fart at home

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being super bored at school

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Pee in the shower.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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sit in the shower

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.