I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Pee in the shower.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.