Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.