i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I always think I have special powers

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.