In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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smoke marijuana

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.