try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.