Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.