Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Go outside and pee.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.