Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I really like taking shits.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.