Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Go outside and pee.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.