Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.