Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.