When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.