Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.