When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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ASMR

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.