Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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im going to rape that girl

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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hallo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.