im going to rape that girl

when you bleed you suck your own blood

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

Reading the terms of service :O....

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.