conundrum.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

pick your nose and eat it

Gotta sleep with a fan.

I put salt on buttered toast...

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.