When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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fap

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I sleep in the nude.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.