Reading the terms of service :O....

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

I really enjoy self-pity.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.