When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.