Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Go outside and pee.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.