When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.