when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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shag your mom

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.