Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.