kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.