When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.