Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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smoke marijuana

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.