I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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sit in the shower

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.