When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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being super bored at school

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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jack off

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.