Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.