When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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sit in the shower

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Pee in the shower.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.