When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Your mom

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.