When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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KICK THE CAN

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.