Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.