Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.