Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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being super bored at school

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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hate Justin Bieber

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.