Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.