Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.