When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.