When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Play Minecraft

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.