pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.