Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I want to suck on your penis

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.