Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.