Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.