- Things You Think Only You Do

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.