Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Pee in the shower

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.