I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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misread dig bick

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.