I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I can't trill my R's

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.