chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I can't trill my R's

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.