When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.