I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.