When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Play Minecraft

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Talk to my cat.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.