Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Poop naked.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.