Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

get really confused

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.