- Things You Think Only You Do

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When out I like to "people watch."

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Set Fire to the Rain

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.