you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

thumb_up thumb_down -56

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

thumb_up thumb_down -72

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

speak proper english

thumb_up thumb_down -78

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

????????????????????C?????????

thumb_up thumb_down +7

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Poop naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.