sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.