stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Play Minecraft

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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get really confused

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.