i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Eat ice by itself

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Talk to my cat.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.