Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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KICK THE CAN

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.