Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.