Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.