Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I have seen a UFO

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Brake for tail-gaters

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Talk to my cat.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.