When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.