If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Pee in the shower

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.