Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Pee in the shower

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.