Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.