ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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misread dig bick

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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being super bored at shool

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Vote for the other guy

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.