Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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being super bored at shool

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Vote for the other guy

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.