Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Take baths

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.