I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Talk to my cat.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.