Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

get really confused

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.