I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.