When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.