Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.