check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.