If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.