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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.