- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.