resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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speak proper english

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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get really confused

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.