Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Poop naked.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.