When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.