The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.