- Things You Think Only You Do

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I hit the frig after sex

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.