I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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check shower for murder then pee

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.