I chew around the center of carrots.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.