See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.