Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.