Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.