Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.