I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.