Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Think about breathing...

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.