- Things You Think Only You Do

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I meow when my cat meows.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Look at my poop before flushing

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.