Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.