When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I always think I have special powers

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.