Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.