When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Only use the left earphone.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.